Raiders of the Lost Arc

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This is the greatest website there ever was. Greater than hot chippies with gravy on a cold rainy day. Greater than getting back to your car, knowing that your parking has expired, and finding no ticket on the windscreen. Greater than the feeling of opening an old birthday card in your keepsake box and finding $50 note in it. Greater than getting your washing out of the machine, finding your phone in your hoodie, and it still turns on. Greater than your great, great grandmother. Truly, it's just the greatest.

Something

Yes, it was truly something. I remember the day so well, Boxing Day of 1995. My older cousin, wearing a strange explorer-Fedora-esq hat, running around cracking a whip shouting "snakes, why'd it have to be snakes". Ah yes, he must have watched another Indianna Jones movie I mused as I resumed eating my animal crackers and playing with my Starcastle.

Something else

Now I can't tell you all my secrets at once now can I...